WAITING FOR THE CA

LET'S FIX
HIS SPINE!

Jimothy's spine needs the community. Every market-cap milestone stretches him closer to his final, medically questionable form.

Almost-live data via DexScreener · Auto-refreshes every 5 seconds

LIVE JIMOTHY LENGTH0.55× LONG
LEVEL 0 / 5
JUST
GETTING
STARTED
Jimothy the raccoon walking to the right
Market Cap
Price USD
24H CHANGE
LIQUIDITY

THE SCIENCE IS QUESTIONABLE

More cap. More raccoon.

One beautifully unnecessary mechanic connects Jimothy's body length to the coin's live market cap.

01

THE COIN MOVES

DexScreener tracks the strongest-liquidity pair for the configured contract address.

02

THE CAP CROSSES

Each milestone unlocks another section of prime, horizontal raccoon real estate.

03

JIMOTHY GROWS

The site updates automatically. Screenshots get stranger. The long lore writes itself.

LIVE LENGTH PROTOCOL

The official Longometer™

NEXT STRETCH AT$5K

THE SERIOUS-ISH PART

One CA. Zero measuring tape.

Paste the contract once and the page handles the live connection, pair discovery, stats, links and Jimothy's scientifically exact elongation.

CONTRACT ADDRESS

Always verify the official address before swapping.

NOT CONNECTED YET
NETWORK
DEX
PAIR

CONNECT THE COIN

Paste the CA to preview instantly in this browser.

For every visitor, replace PASTE_YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE in the CONFIG block near the bottom of this HTML file.

JIMOTHY SUPPORT DESK

Frequently stretched questions.

Where do the live numbers come from?

The page uses DexScreener's public token endpoint and automatically selects the pair with the most USD liquidity. No API key or backend is required.

What if market cap is unavailable?

The page uses fully diluted valuation (FDV) as a fallback and labels it clearly. Jimothy still receives a number to stretch by.

Does the page work on any chain?

It works with token addresses indexed by DexScreener, including popular Solana and EVM networks. The buy button opens the detected trading-pair page.

Is Jimothy financial advice?

Jimothy is a raccoon with unusual proportions. He is not financial advice. Memecoins are highly volatile—do your own research and never risk money you cannot afford to lose.